You know, I just feel the need to say something about this dude at the bus stop. This cat tries to get his "I'm a REAL gentleman" brownie points by standing in front of the bus door when it's his turn to get on the bus. He's there holding up an insanely long line of people by letting all the women get out of line and on the bus first, then getting on the bus himself, followed by the rest of us that use this form of public transportation because some don't feel like driving, some can't drive, some don't want to pay for parking in the city, and some just love it because of the convenience. Sure it's cute and/or sweet but what does it mean if a couple of the women think you are a gentlemen and the rest thing your are as dumb as a bag of yak shavings for letting them get first dibs on the comfy seats with the scenic panoramic views. Now, I don't mean to stand on my soapbox and preach but I believe that I am speaking for us all when I say this from the bottom of my heart, nay, the bottom of my nether regions..."Man, get your stankin' ass on the bus. I need to get to my office."
If you want to be the fuckin' Golden Girl from Saint Ohloff, get to the back of the line and let us all on the bus ahead of you. Now that's chivalry!
-Panama
