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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Follow The Light




Tron fans x Gaming enthusiasts, your prayers have been answered. The Tron series gaming controller for The Xbox 360, The PS3, and The Wii are here. Each controller comes with a molded black chassis and features a blue glowing stripe to add a bit of Tron flair to console gaming. Each will be sold for about $50

Monday, November 22, 2010

Freestyle Motocross x Practice Makes Perfect


Kenny Bartram and Derek Cook practice FMX for 2010

DeEz NuTz!


The Impromptu Subconscious Michael Jackson Tribute by Roman Kilgore

Saturday, November 20, 2010

RUBY Red




The Ruby Pavillon "SHIBUYA"
$800
Inspired by Steve McQueen, science fiction, and the great tradition of French luxury, Les Ateliers Ruby helmets are in a class of their own. The long anticipated first collection introduces The Pavillon, a sleek and ultra light weight carbon fiber helmet with Ruby's signature fin detail, sumptuous napa lambskin leather lining, chrome plated trim and choice of unique colorways. An incredibly comfortable yet durable helmet.
The Shibuya has a glossy claret and white shell patterned in the traditional Japanese Rising Sun design, with claret color leather lining. Comes with Ruby dust bag, display/storage box and emergency contact card.
Worn by: Pink, David Alexanian

Charlie "Rangel'ed"

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
You're a Bad Man, Charlie Rangel
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iPhone 5 for Coming to Verizon...Can You Hear Me Now?


Most movers, shakers, industry players and entrepreneurs I know are wielding two cell phones nowadays. Why? Because it's hard to find one cell phone with EVERYTHING you'd want to have in a single phone. I am a die-hard Blackberry fan. Sure, it may not have all of the cool apps that the Iphone or an Android phone might have but the one thing that it does better than anyone else is EMAIL & MESSAGING...VERY FAST AND SECURE EMAIL. The one problem that I have with other phones is the delivery time and notification of my email. I think that any business owner, jet setter, corporate giant, or mogul in the making would agree that at the end of the day it all comes down to having your email and communication "on time", screw the apps. Also, having a Blackberry puts you in the exclusive BBM (Blackberry Messenger) family. It's probably the single most innovative app that the Blackberry has and it is TOTALLY FREE! I will admit that I still have a need for certain apps so that's where my Iphone comes into play and for those Iphone lovers out there, this blog is for you. Here's what the folks at the Hub Pages are saying...

The iPhone 5 built for 4G is COMING!!!

Lots of speculation is going around on the new iPhone 5... in HD!! 
Verizon Wireless is currently testing a CDMA version of the iPhone 4 and 5 and Verizon confirms they are making network changes to bring the iphone to their network. The new iPhone 5 is going to be loaded with awesome new features like video chat on 3g and 4g (no longer restricted to WiFi only), face recognition and extreme downloading. (List of possible features below). Just when you think there is nothing else to come up with, more and more and more technology comes out. And it is on the rise, and not just at Apple, Inc!
This iPhone 5 will have dual core processors and higher and powerful graphic chips that can deliver higher video resolutions and better "still" images when taking pictures, AND it will make multi-tasking a breeze.
There are a few networks working on building a 4G network. T-mobile would be a likely carrier since they are GSM already. Sprint has a 4G network already... AT&T and Verizon Wireless are in the beginning stages. There are talks of Verizon Wireless getting iPhone sometime in 2010 but it looks like they will get it for sure in 2011 when the new iPhone 5 comes out. 
Whether or not it will be 4G will be up to them!... can they build in time? They will definitely have the 3G version of iPhone, but with the new iPhone 5 (4g speeds) coming out, will they compete?! Regardless, there is much anticipation on how many people will leave AT&T for Verizon Wireless because of AT&T's lagging on app restrictions like Slingplayer and Google Voice and Skype (on 4g network, not Wi-Fi).
AT&T's restrictions have caused the percentage of people that are JailBreaking their iPhones to rise since Jail Breaking usually comes with Cydia which is the app store for jail broken phones. Most of the applications, ringtones, and even iphone themes!...are free with Cydia. Winterboard is part of the download, and it very easily add's the changes to your phone so you dont have to figure how to do it on your own...it is VERY automated.
The Palm Pre on Sprint and HTC EVO (Sprint now offering a 4G network) has made an attempt at being competitive with iPhone and Blackberry...and it seems they are making head way, although with the iPhone 4 released and the iPhone 5 on the way, they are sure to lose. Oh ya, the Blackberry Torch? = Nice try... but that browser is NOT full HTML.
iPhone 5 looks promising in terms of being sleek, packed with new hardware and finally less restrictions. Very exciting.
A few features of iPhone 5:
Thinner! With shiny glass back piece - 9.3 mm thick.
Face Recognition Security 
Face Time (Video Chat) access on 3G AND 4G (available currently but only on 3G)
Custom SMS tones
Custom E-mail alerts with ability to assign different tones to each email address
A new, sleeker body design.
OLED screen.
Scratch proof and shatter proof screen
Wireless sync with iTunes
32G (basic) and 64G of memory. You're sure to never run out.
Extended battery life = 14 hours talk time on 3G and 7 hours on 4G. Standby 600 hours.
Hi Definition audio.
Messaging indicator light.
True GPS built in.
AFTER FUTHER INVESTIGATION, THE CORSA GROUP WAS ABLE TO DIG UP THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION...


And there’s some REALLY unexpected new features included with the iPhone 5! Apart of a rather predictable addition of a 3D video camera and an option to play 3D movies, here’s a (not full) list of features, while a photo of the iPhone 5 is below.




Your magical iPhone 5 can:
- Wash your cat.
- Make you invisible.
- Attract UFOs.
- Do your taxes and your hair.
- Make pie.
- Cure flu.
- Give flu to your ex.
- Control weather and stock markets.




Fart Etiquette for Women: The World's First Smart Guide



Women have been proven to release stronger smelling farts than men. So is it recommended for women to fart loud and be un-ladylike? Well not really, though the smell is overpowering, women are safer going for silent farts because loud ones can be blasphemous.God forbid, if the female fart is loud with terrible effects.. the embarrassment is enough to equate her to being naked in a room full of people A loud fart is risky and if you leave a loud one at your boss' cabin or at a dinner party, then you can bring the world to a grinding halt for two seconds. Well, women really are the stronger species.

Since smelly female ones are embarrassing and the loud farts scandalous, how can women fart (The same God who made love, made farts as well)and still be okay with it, societally speaking?

Here is some smart fart tactics for women so that you can fart smart and silently. 
As for men, we know you are animals.

Here is how women can fart silently and discreetly:
1. Relax your butt muscles and lift your bum off your chair bit by bit. You can accomplish this by shifting your weight on one side of your butt.

2. Let your fart come out a little at a time. Make a conscious effort to control your fart. If you slowly let the air come out a little at a time, there will less air inside which means the croak sound will muffle out.

3. If you are not able to let the fart out slowly, go to the bathroom and explode the bombshell.

4. If you know your fart will follow your orders, talk loudly, pull the chair or go to a place where there is music and let the fart zoom out. You need to time your farts to perfection, lady.

5. Sit down when you get the urge to fart. Find a soft cushion and sit your ass on it. Even if your fart is loud, the cushion will be able to muffle the loudness.

6. Lean to one side unassumingly. You only need to lean so much that you have your weight on one butt cheek. Then, scoot yourself in such a manner that when you put your other butt cheek down on the couch, the two are somewhat spread apart from one another. When your bum cheeks are spread, there will be no noise, just rush of air. Tight butt cheeks makes for a louder, high pitched farts.

7. Go to a roomful of people and have a blast..which means shoot your fart. Even if you are loud or smelly, no one will know it is you, because commoners usually equate farts with that pot bellied beer drinking bloke.

8. Don’t hold back your farts, babe. If you do, your tight butt cheeks which are an envy of other women and a reason to ogle for guys, may just squeeze the fart and what will come out will be a tuneful squeak. The last thing you want is your butt playing the mouth organ music in public.


9. Do not sit on a hard chair or furniture; they exemplify the sound of your farts.

10. Cut out beans, ice-creams, chocolates, dairy products, vegetables, colas, fast foods, fruit from your diet. But then how would you live? So we can skip the last option.


Disadvantage for the woman who muffles the sound of her fart: 

If you muffle the sound of your fart, woman; you may end up leaving the smelly, nasty, odor-rich fart that will disturb the oxygen flow in the environment.

Disclaimers to the fart silent and smart etiquette:
1. Your butt is the best judge of whether it should release a loud one or a silent smelly one. So some of the time, you may find out that your fart may be louder despite your attempt to shut it up.


2. Balls to the world, if your fart is loud, enjoy the sound and let the others take the tension.